Frequently Asked Questions

We have FAQs on individual classes & departments so check those out.  This is a collection of general FAQs applying to commerce & our shop in general.

There are NO stupid questions, so ask away.  There are, however, sarcastic answers, so enjoy.

Don't feel bad. We had to look it up too. Domestic: USPS First Class Mail: 1-3 business days- NO TRACKING so once we send it, let's all cross our fingers. USPS Priority Mail: 2-3 business days- WITH TRACKING so on the off chance it wanders, it can be found. USPS Priority Mail Express: Overnight (kinda) to most locations. It's usually pretty good but it is a generous definition of "overnight". International: USPS First Class Mail: 10-30 business days or longer- NO TRACKING. We are not kidding with the timeline. Depending on where you are it's a huge range and we have no way of updating you. Dig in, like a car ride with your grandparents, it gets there when it gets there. USPS Priority Mail: 6-10 business days- WITH TRACKING This is the "go to". Very reliable and it can be found should the need arise. USPS Priority Mail Express: 3-5 business days to most locations. A good option when it absolutely, positively must be there, at some point relatively soon. Disclaimer: We don't set the shipping prices. We don't fly the planes. We want it to be faster and cheaper too, but had about as much luck with that as we did trying to convince Andy Cassagrande to stay in the cage during Shark Week by yelling at the TV. Not so much.

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